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Jaron Holiday isn’t Obama’s son because Obama’s son would never serve his country. Obama’s son would be on tour apologizing for his country right alongside his daddy.
Yes, because when Obama said his son might look like Trayvon Martin, it wasn’t because Trayvon was black like he is, but because he was choosing between Jaron Holliday and Trayvon Martin, and picked Trayvon Martin because fuck yeah Mary Jane.
Conservative logic: let’s jump right past the immediately obvious to some imagined scenario so that we can slime someone we dislike based entirely on our biases against that person and not on anything that happened in reality.