[Satire] 15 Things Black People Must Do In Order To End Racism :
1. It is the responsibility of the Negro to reject any history of America that includes slavery. Reminding the Negro of slavery will cause him to resent all white people, even though slavery ended years ago. Slavery must not be regarded as American history, and must be retroactively deleted from history and removed from any curricula.
H/T Jasmine S. McGowan