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Stansberry's Investment Advisory:

I’m on the Townhall mailing list, because I believe it’s important to know what the other side is talking about. It’s very enlightening. Today, I found out that Barack Obama has never had a job, because he’s never had to “make payroll” or hit a sales target. (In which case, I’ve never had a job either, which is fascinating, because I work 40+ hours a week at an office for a major tech company where they pay me to do things that have objective, tangible results. But apparently this doesn’t count. No wonder they’re always yelling at me to get a job, dirty hippie.) Also Barack Obama is going to become a socialist dictator. 

Conservatives…every time I think the latest conspiracy theory will be too much even for them, they always surprise me by buying something just a little more absurd and ridiculous.

PS: If a Democrat does get elected in 2016 (pleasepleaspleaseletitbeHillary), it’s because of crap like this. You have utterly lost touch with reality.


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