"Britain’s Mr Average will spend 10,585 hours in the pub, 11 years in front of the TV and learn..."

“Britain’s Mr Average will spend 10,585 hours in the pub, 11 years in front of the TV and learn to cook just four meals in his lifetime. Research out yesterday claimed the typical British man will sleep with nine partners over a lifetime and waste one month looking for socks. Mr Average is 5ft 10inches tall, weighs 175lbs (12.5 stone/79.8kgs) and earns £28,270 a year. Each year he will spend £570 a year on designer clothes, £1,144 on beer, more than £2,001 shopping online, £2,189 on gadgets and £417 eating out.”

- Meet Mr Average: Men spend 11 years in front of the TV and 10,500 hours in the pub | Mail Online