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Can I just say, on the Anne Hathaway wardrobe malfunction thing?

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There are a lot of reasons why people don’t wear underwear, but the main one, when you’re at an event where you know there will be approximately a billion photos taken of you under bright lights and wearing a form-fitting, shiny evening gown? You’re avoiding visible panty lines. You’re not doing it because it’s tantalizing or because you’re planning to bang someone in the bathroom (or maybe you are, and I’ll come back to that), but because you don’t want the headlines to scream the next day, “LOL DID YOU SEE ANNE HATHAWAYS GRANNY PANTIES/THONG UNDER HER DRESS?!?! LOL THAT BITCH IS SOOOO DUM!!1!”

And another thing. I want you assholes to try getting out of your car sometime keeping your knees together the whole time. I also want you to make sure you get someone to get video, because I’m betting that shit’s going to be fucking hilarious.

On a final note, even if Anne is also going commando for her own personal enjoyment and/or planning to bang someone in the bathroom, I don’t know why that makes looking at her pussy fair game for everyone else. If you go out and have sex with someone—your spouse, your significant other, your fuck buddy, a total stranger, I really don’t care whom—does that mean everyone else gets to look at your naked body because (stage whisper) you have sex(!)? Making the choice not to wear underpants for one person (or even a few people, if that floats your boat) doesn’t mean you’ve consented to everyone getting to participate. I just think it’s really creepy and fucked up—and this is the point Anne already made herself—that other people think they’re invited to participate in someone else’s sex life just because that person woman* has made a choice to have sex at all…or just chose not to have visible panty lines at a big event where people would be taking pictures of them. Either way.

* Because the only people who are really entitled to have sex and have it be their own choice and their own business are cis, straight men. White ones at that. 


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