Ah mah gahd. My dad left the tv on fox news while I was doing the dishes(he likes to keep an eye on their nonsense) and the O’Reilly factor came on. Ohhhhhhhh my gahhhhhhhhhhhhd he is the most vapid human being on earth. That show is just a racist comfort blanket, full of fluffy, warm, sweet-smelling degradation of Black people and anyone or anything that gets too close to Blackness.
Of course they were talking about the murder-suicide committed by that football player and Bill was stomping his feet about PERSONAL RESONSIBILITY! and NO EXCUSES! And all we need to do is tell our kids drugs and guns are bad and if they do them they should be shamed for it, THE END.
Stunning commentary.
But then some other guests came on, idk, some white cracker dude ‘liberal’ plant and one of those robot blonde women Fox collects, and what she was carrying on about was how, “Liberals think you can socially engineer human nature and it’s just crazy. People do things, it’s their fault, blah blah and fart fart.” And then everyone grunts their approval of how delusional liberals are and that their idea that ~*society*~ can cause violence is bullcrap. then in the VERY NEXT THREE SECONDS:“Ya know, but then Costas mentioned something about gun culture. The glorification of guns. And I really think he’s on to something there! Ya know the kids thinking it’s hip and cool and the barf barf vomit.” And all the dog whistle racism of gun culture. You know, that gun culture. The one with the snoop doggs and the gang-banging and the negroe things. THAT might have something to do with this. TEN SECONDS LATER:“But this DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the NRA. To say the NRA has a racist agenda is preposterous!” Because the NRA is a group of upstanding citizens who happen to like guns and glorify them the goodway, apparently. You know, the stand your ground, black-child-killing, second amendment way!
Blonde Bot tries for a brief moment to note that no one’s really talking about the WOMAN he murdered and what that means and all the men go “AH BLARG! BLARGH! HUFF HUFF! ARE YOU SAYING BOB COSTAS HAS NO SYMPATHY AND DOESN’T CARE AT ALL FOR THE LOSS OF THAT WOMAN’S LIFE OR ANY WOMAN EVER HOW DARE YOU?????????????”
And I couldn’t STOP doing the dishes or STOP eating my dinner because if I did I might get stalled and never complete those things. And no one was in the family room to change the channel for me so I just suffered thru the most bull shittingest dumbest not-even-trying white nonsense and now my ears are bleeding and the end.
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